your hairlines less straight than my dadsđ
A man shot into a crowd at the train station and didn't hit one person, when the police asked why he missed, someone said cause he gay.
He couldn't shoot straight
âIâm going through a lot of things right now,â I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
bro im so gay i can't even spell strait
What the difference between being gay and straight, well it is the hole
My friend said to me that I am gay my response Iâm as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night
In Africa, it doesn't matter if you're gay, straight or bisexual. At the end of the day, it's night.
Me and my friend got in to a fight I look straight forward and said look me in my eyes
The FitnessGramTM Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20-meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Level 1 Feel it One Two Three Four Five Six Seven; end of level one
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
A news headline read: A toddler has shot a person every week in the US for two years straight He was in the infantry
Little Johnny was late to school one day and miss brown asks, Johnny how come ur late to class and Johnny says, Miss, u wouldnât believe it, the farmers bull got out and started fucking the white cow miss brown said Johnny donât use that word next time you want to say that use the word âsurprisedâ. The next day Johnny was late again and miss brown said Johnny why are you late and Johnny replied miss you wouldnât believe it the farmers bull got out and âsurprisedâ the whit cow, miss brown said thatâs much better Jonny and Johnny said yeah walked straight passed it and started fucking the black one
me be straight and bored goes to my local bar which has a goly hole out up spending the rest of the night there about to leave when mf I realize I've been sucking a guys cock this whole time ):
My mom said that being straight is good but if your straight how do you walk so i decided to be gay
Yo mum so gay she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL! I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
why do gay people get bad grades? because they dont get straight As
Bisexuals arenât gay Bisexuals arenât straight Theyâre graight đ
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
