Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
gay people when the GPS ask them to go straight
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
James Charles is more straight than ur hairline
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven? Both of them.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
So do you guys know those waterslides that you stand in, and then they suddenly drop you straight down onto the water slide? If not, look them up on YouTube, there's nothing like them.
Ah yes, the sweet memories of my first time on one of these. I feel that my mental/emotional scars have healed enough to tell this gem.
At the time my girlfriend, now Fiancée, worked as a photographer for one of those resorts with the indoor and outdoor water parks. One of her perks was that her and a family member/friend could get into the waterpark for free, so one hot summer day she had off and we both decided it'd be fun to go there and cool down for the day.
While we were there, I discovered one of there most "Thrilling" looking waterslides. Basically you stand in this tube, and then the slide operator presses a button and this slide drops you straight down a good 90 FEET, before you actually start going down the water slide. Me, being a thrill seeker, of course had to try it. So I made the great climb up to the top of the slide, stood in line, and finally it was my turn. Once I got in the tube, the operator told me to keep my legs crossed. Now I'm a pretty big heavy guy, so I was like "That's uncomfortable as fuck, I'm not doing that."
So there I was standing in the tube, having a panic attack from anticipation, with my legs not crossed. The operator finally presses the button, the bottom opens and I fall straight down the water slide. Very quickly I realized why they have you cross your legs. Water shot so far up my ass, so fast, I swear I tasted it in my mouth. My body raced down that slide, as I questioned every life choice that I have ever made.
Once I made it to the bottom, I sat there for a moment, absolutely violated. I felt like someone in an episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. I built up the courage to finally stand up, and all I could feel was the nice warm stream of water mixed with shit, and maybe a little bit of blood shoot out of my ass faster than the Steamboat Geyser at Yellowstone National Park. I quickly got off the slide and ran to the bathroom, with a trail of shitty water tailing me as the slide operator stared in awe. They had to shut down the slide for the rest of the day :'), but man was my asshole clean after that!
Moral of the story: Keep your damn legs crossed on waterslides.
Same thing goes when you are at bible study with a handsy priest.
i always ask gay people what lgbtq means but i never get a straight answer
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
