Straight jokes
Me: Ok so let's get this straight....
Cop: I'm not straight ok, now get in the car.
Me: But I didn't do anything?
Cop: No.
Me: So why are you arresting me then?
Cop: Imma tell you a story.
Me: Oh no.......
Cop: I know, now come on.
Me: Ok where?
Cop: My room.
Me: Which room?
Cop: My bedroom.
Me: 😱I'm a girl.
Cop: So am I, now get in.
Me: But I'm 9.
Cop: I'm 59.
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
Ever wondered why my gay kids don't play basketball? Because they can't shoot the ball straight into the hoop.
What is something you can’t say in a superhero movie?
“Is it a bird, is it a plane, well whatever it is, it’s heading straight for the World Trade Center.”
Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.
Like if you are straight; comment if you are LGBTQ+; dislike if you are a Nazi.
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
What do you call a straight orphan?
A no homeo.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
James Charles is more straight than your hairline.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
How many heterosexual men does it take to change a lightbulb in heaven?
Both of them.