Hey guys can we stop making these jokes, If my mom sees this I will never see the sun again. Oh . . . :( continue
Me calling the orphan kid from school: hello are your parents home? The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* STOP CALLING HERE
An emo girl jumped out of a tree at the same time a feather fell to the ground... What hit the ground first? The feather, the girl was stopped by a rope.
If you are a bully at a school when you get home find a orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop?😆😝
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling alsleep (including him)
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least, the"roasting" that I did to you didn't burn to death
So as a school shooter, I try to remember my abc's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN! And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speaks to me about the rest.
guys this has to stop lets tell there parents oh wait
We should stop
wait but who is the orphan going to tell THe boomerang
You get on an elevator and you find the Pope and Donald Trump cowering from two snarling wolves. In your hand you find a revolver with only two bullets in it....what do you do? You shoot the Pope and the Donald each in a leg and exit the elevator at the next stop.
yo mama so fat that if we cut her open we could stop world hunger
One time their was a depressed man standing in the middle of a train track a girl said excuse me can you move please I’m trying than the man stopped her sentence and said how is your t shirt so clean than she said back easy hung it up
How to get rid of your depression: 1. Stop self pittying 2. Realize you can't 3. Fucking deal with it Your welcome
I told myself I needed to stop drinking so much. But I'm not about to start listening to some drunk weirdo who talks to themself.
guy1:hey can you stop making 9 11 jokes my dad died during it guy2:sorry i will stop what was your dad guy1:the pilot he saw a kfc and wanted it so well you know
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes so i hanged on
there was a kid being mean to a kid at a orphanage the kid said stop but the mean one said what are you going to do call your mommy
I would try to stop rapists, but force would be an option for it.
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9-11 jokes. My dad died in 9-11. Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know. Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabi.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves untill they are wanted, I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves then I stopped them then told them to punch themselves. The next day a saw a dead orphan.
