Stop jokes
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Guys, stop joking about 9/11. It's just plane wrong.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
How do you stop all homophobic heterosexual white men from using all public men's restrooms at a rest area?
Make sure that all public men's restrooms at the rest area are always occupied with gay men that have long and thick big cocks, regardless of skin color.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.