Stop jokes
When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Stop.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"