Why did the pedo stop to help the little kids cross the streat?
To get them in his van.
So a woman gives birth to a child and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down and starts swinging it around the room and slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go you sick bastard!”, and the doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well what are you gonna do tell their parents?
ps. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Last night I was watching a Scotland Christmas movie... And the part when Mary tells Joseph that she is pregnant, Joseph was surprised and he exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!!!". I immediately stopped watching changed the channel
Guys we gotta stop telling these jokes they are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue
Yo daddy so stupid he threw a father’s day party at the orphanage
What did the catholic priest say to the other catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
If your reading this then good lets stop this hating on this site! We can just get along or if not then don't say anything at all! "Kiss"
What's world hunger and a Mercedes got in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic? Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
wife: stop telling rape jokes, its not funny. husband: who raped you this morning?
You know why elmur fludd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods because bugs bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
Blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar. The Blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash. The bartender yells Sir Stop! What are you doing!? The Blind guy say, I'm just looking around.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
others, tearfully: stop shipping real people!! me, packing an old lady in a fedex box: nope!
i had to stop drinking because i got tired of waking up in my car driving 90
we should stop the orphan jokes, the parents will get mad.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
stop looking at my ass i said look at uranus (guy 2) im looking at ur anus (guy 1) I SAID URANUS LIKE THE PLANET (guy 2) ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After the shooting people were asking why would they do it, They wanted to stop but turns out they were playing an Online game.
