Stop jokes
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
Stop.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"
She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"
I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"
An old man and a child are walking into the woods. Suddenly, they stop.
"Mister," the child says, "I'm scared, these woods are dark and creepy..."
The old man says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Memes
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Q: How do you stop babies from being conceived through incest?
A: Cum on your cousin's face.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Son to mother: "Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin."
Mother: "Well, start giving them bad grades, and they will stop."
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
What did the nose say to the finger?
"Stop picking me!"
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
Someone: Stop making jokes about sh!
Me: Oh, sorry man, I'll cut it out, I'll cut it out deep!
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.