guys why r we being racist, why cant we love eachother pls, gimme that dick boy, pls stop fighting, lets love eachother and them big ole dicks pls, gimme that dick, i hate racism
I had an animal pun contest today. He started off by saying something-I donβt remember. Then I replied TOUCAN play that game. He went silent and my other friend barged in and said, βDonβt you thick heβs CHICKENing out?β I said, βyeah, just stop HORSING around!β He came back with one and I ended it by saying, βOk, lets MOOOOOve on cow[now]β Welp thatβs it.
What did the woman say to the man? Stop. What did the man do? Keep going
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
Orphan joke protest! Orphans are nice and Kind so stop joking about them! sign a comment and put me or anything else to protest about!
Good luck, jake
Guys if yall dont stop making hatred stuff im contacting admin
How do you know your baby is dead? It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
A women decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, βI hope you donβt mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?β.
βAbout 32,β is the reply.β
βNope! Iβm exactly 50,β the woman says happily.<br> A little while later she goes into McDonaldβs and asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, βIβd guess about 29.β The woman replies with a big smile, βNope, Iβm 50.β
Now sheβs feeling really good about herself. She stops at a candy shop on her way down the street.
She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the assistant the same burning question.
The clerk responds, βOh, Iβd say 30.β
Again she proudly responds, βIβm 50, but thank you!β
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.
He replies, βLady, Iβm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra Then, and only then I can tell you EXACTLY how old you are.β
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the better of her. She finally blurts out, βWhat the hell, go ahead.β
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, βOkay, okay.....How old am I?β
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, βMadam, you are 50.β
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, βThat was incredible, how could you tell?β
βI was behind you at McDonaldsβ.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar, the man orders a beer one for him and one for the giraffe. After they finish their drinks the giraffe falls over and the man gets his stuff and heads for the door. The bartender says "Stop! you can't leave that thing lying on the floor" The man says "Mate, that's not a lion, it's a giraffe".
rape: the only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldnt do anything even if they could run or say something, then after are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
STOP THE FRICKING ORPHAN JOKES!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP THEM NOW! STOP THEM NOW NOW NOW N.O.W
Anyone who makes orphan jokes... STOP its rude and not even funny. GET UR BUTT OFF THIS SITE IF UR GONNA BE RUDE!
My wife and I were at he park with our little princess today. We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"
two persons were in a car the brakes were broken and they were so fast that they would crash and die. The driver said:" Oh no! we will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied:" Don't panic the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
Your hairline so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree which one hits the ground first Apple cuz The Noose stops her
during the great war:
*a man holding a machine gun shoots down a swarm of soldiers running on a swamp.* He says:"You came to the wrong swamp, Americans! You came to the wrong swamp!" *he didn't stop firing*
when your mom tells you to stop playing on computer. you say, "Foot you!"
