Stop jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, Your ass is clean because Randy won’t stop liking [it].
Kid 1: Guys, stop making 9/11 jokes. My dad died in 9/11.
Kid 2: Sorry, I didn't know.
Kid 1: He was the best fighter pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
If you wait for a woman to get 9 months pregnant and kill her, you will never be able to stop the loop.
Mine never stops.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they aren’t.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. 😡🤬🖕🏻🖕🏼🖕🏽🖕🏾🖕🏿
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
These girls were bullying a kid. I asked if they were raping him. They stopped.
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall.
The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty.
After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks.
Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!"
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
Why did the topless woman shout, "Stop raping us?"
Because she was uneducated.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
Miss Kadie, I heard that the Westboro Baptist Church is having a party for kicking out 99999 gay people.
Pastor: Welcome to the gay matters church.
Miss Kadie: Stop that, you know that God hates gay people.
Me: Stop that, vegan teacher.
Pastor: You deserve to die.
- I attack
Bully: *Bullies kid*
Orphan: Stop!! *Cries*
Bully: What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?? XD
Orphan: :/
An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
How do you stop constipation?
You scare the crap outta them.
(Crap is another word for poop.)
Wife: Stop telling rape jokes, it's not funny. Husband: Who raped you this morning?