DH: Why did Naruto stop trying to get at Sakura?\ A: Why? DH: Because it would be useless. :)
-Dark_Humor
I finally stopped drinking for good
Now I purely drink for evil
Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, “mommy mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, daddy came in with the lady next door and they started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off daddy’s clothes and daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of daddy and started...”. The mother cuts him off and says “just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me.” Couple hours later the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face shouting “I’m leaving you... Go ahead Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier.” Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. “Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door and you both started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off your clothes and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing mom did with uncle joe last summer.”
stop telling orphan jokes before they tell there parents o wait they dont have any please continue
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
guess what song this is from:
I'LL CUT YOU INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES
OR FREEZE YOU TILL YOUR BLOOD RUNS COLD
OR STAB YOUR TIL' YOU HEART STOPS PUMPING
I'M HERE TO REALIZE YOUR WISH FROM WHAT I'M TOLD
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him "What are you doing?!" Exclaims the priest
"There is nothing on this Earth for me." The Muslim says "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" He says
"Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school."
when someone throws something at your forehead it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in, and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said,"Drama queen!"
I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.
Stop being disrespectful to all those pepole and there parents oh I forgot they don't have any parents
me an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes* some person: stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain me an orphan: that the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
Stop it why offends..asf
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
people: *are arguing about stopping orphan jokes* me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
what makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar? They can't stand up for themselves.
stop with the orphan jokes. We're running out of orphans to joke about.
stop making these stop jokes. Im running out of laugh gas.
Doctor: You should stop masturbating. Me: Doc, I'm almost done.
