Still jokes
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: "Bro, you still got my Nikes?"
Boy 2: "Yeah, sorry. I got them dirty."
Boy 1: "Please clean them, we have school tomorrow."
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Sorry, I'm still working on it.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!
Why can’t orphans fly? Because they’re still winging it.
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
It's past April Fool's Day, and we still have a joke as president.
You wanna hear a construction joke?
I'm still workin' on it!
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Q: What do you say when Trump is still president during 2020? A: Magic!
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
I was crying at school, telling my friends my grandpa died. And they asked me what his last words were. His last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"