Still jokes

Lipstick

    • The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

    Sex

    • Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!

    (I am still a single young virgin.)

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    • Parent

    • When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.

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    • Cancer

    • What's the difference between cancer and my dad?

    Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭

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    • Basement

    • One day I told a kid what 2 x 12 was. He said he didn't know. I said let's go to my basement and figure it out. He is still in my basement trying to do the equation.

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    • Basement

    • Before my grandad died, he whispered to me, "Is your uncle still in the basement?" I said he has died. Oh, my grandad said, "I will lock him in heaven's basement."

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    • Basement

    • How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Apparently not 343,646 because my basement is still as dark as yours.

    Lesson

    • I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.

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    • Sister

    • Friend A: "Why are you still a virgin, bro?"

    Friend B: "I was until last night."

    Friend A: "Nah, nah, who with?"

    Friend B: "Your sister."

    Friend A: "I don't have a sister."

    Friend B: "Just wait 9 months, you'll see."

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    • Cancer

    • Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻

    Bike

    • I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.

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    • Baby

    • Mom: It's time for sleep.

    Baby: Is that what you think, huh?

    Mom: *gives baby pacifier*

    Baby: Nice try, hobo.

    Mom: Well, I'll come back later to see if he's gone asleep.

    *few hours later*

    Baby: *still awake*

    Mom: Why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!

    Baby: Lol, I told you nice try haha.

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    • Coyote

    • Have you ever heard of the stupid coyote? He got stuck in a trap, chewed off three of his legs, and was still stuck!

    Necrophilia

    • One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!

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