Still jokes
So, there was a male whale and a female whale swimming through the ocean. One day the male whale sees a ship and says, "That's the ship that killed my parents!" So they go to the ship and blow the ship over and throw the men overboard into the sea.
The male whale sees the man who killed his parents and he was still alive, so he opened his mouth and went for the man, but out of nowhere the female whale yells, "Hey!! I was in it for the blowjob, but I'm not gonna eat seamen!"
It's still depression, by the way.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
Your hairline is so far back that your dad still can't find his way back home.
"Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol."
Less depresso, more espresso, I'm still depressed, but now I'm fast.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
No matter how much I cry, the white people still left me hanging.
Lemme just say one thing:
Depression is not funny. Two of my best friends have it, and it's actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. It's really not funny to joke about depression.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm
What's the most annoying thing in the world?
When you're told you're still qualified to live.
My friend died. Me and my other bestie start singing the coffin song. My bestie in the coffin, why are you not sad? Why are you still alive?
Little Johnny meets Big Suzy.
Little Johnny and Big Suzy got together.
Little Johnny still regrets getting together with her to this very day.
The end.
Your mum's so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
I may not be the brightest candle on the cake, but you can still blow me.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
If a vegan and a vegan have a fight, is it still considered beef?
You may not like me, but you still look up to me.
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can’t defeat cancer!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!