Still jokes

What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.

Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!

What animal jumps the highest?

An emo kid, some of them are still up there.

I still don't know what's the worst, most dangerous place to take your children on holiday, but, for certain, it's either Vatican City or Neverland Ranch.

If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.

I'm still wondering who took Jesus' sandals.

Even the one who ate that dove that sat at Jesus' shoulder. 🤔

TJ's hairline so far back you still couldn't find it when the Devil was alive.

I feel wrong. What does this make us?

Still cousins.

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.

I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.

TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not 15, as my basement's still dark.

I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.

Nobody still wanted them.

Why does a blind man still have eyes?

So he can see that he can't see.

I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.

Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.

What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?

The emo is still hanging.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.