Stereotype jokes
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
What do you get when you cross a blonde chick and a garden tool?
A dumbass hoe.
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
Why are heterosexual women jealous of gay men?
because gay men can perform fellatio on men better than they can.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
When Chinese babies are born, they should put "MADE FROM CHINA."