Stereotype jokes
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
How do Asian parents name their baby?
They drop a pot down a flight of stairs.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.