Stereotype jokes
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
A ginger.
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.