You can’t say “dwarf” anymore; you have to say “little people”.
You can’t say “fat”; you have to say “plus size”.
You can’t say “retard”; you have to say “democrat”.
Stereotype Jokes
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
Why do Asians excel at math?
Because their dog can never eat their homework.
God created everyone unique till he got to Asia, then it just went to copy paste, copy paste.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
What are Emo kids good at... hanging around?
What does a male Asian P*rnstar like to say?
"I love eating cat."
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?
Yung Flung Dung.
