Stereotype jokes
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
Asians don't believe in Santa because they make the toys.
Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
Yo, dad went to get milk and still hasn't came back 10 years later!
How do you cut your grass without a lawn mower?
You dye it blue and it will cut itself.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
An Irishman walked past a bar.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.