Stereotype jokes
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Memes
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
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An Irishman walked past a bar.
A ginger.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.