Stereotype jokes
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
1 like = 1 small dick whiny conservative in my blender.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 💩
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? They always eat the bat.