Stereotype jokes
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
If you were to ask me, "What is the easiest job in the world?", it would be an Australian psychiatrist.
"G'Day, G'Day...how you doing...no worries, next!"
Memes
that one short kid who thinks he is a superhero
Teacher: We are going to Seville.
Girls: Omg, it's such a beautiful city. I can't wait to explore!
Boys: Ohh oh oh ohhh.
Omg thanks for 1000 likes!
An Irishman walked past a bar.
A ginger.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
How do you disrespect an Asian?
Give them driving lessons.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
Why was Helen Keller so bad at driving?
Because she's a woman.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?
They have a dot in the middle of the head.