Stereotype jokes
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
What's the difference between an apple and an emo kid?
One falls, while the other hangs.
Memes
You're all gay. HEHEHE!
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Yo mama so fat that when she went out in high heels, she came back in flip flops.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Why can’t the emo play in trees? They’ll leave ‘em hanging.
Why was the emo person dead inside?
Because I stole their insides.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Once a blonde, always a blonde. 😂
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.