Stereotype jokes
What do you call a black coconut?
A CoonConut.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
People are like sharks; only the great ones are white.
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common?
Everyone gets a turn ;)
Why aren't there any stray cats in Chinatown?
There are, but they're just listed as "pork" on the menus.
Memes
Unless you wanna die
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD.
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.
The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
I’m not racist. I just have black guns.
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs. Predator.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
What do you call a Black person flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist!
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
🤣😂😆😁
Women need to be in the kitchen.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."
Ching chong China.
Jing jong Japan.
Ting tong Taiwan.
Hing hong Hong Kong.
King kong Korea.
Q: What is the difference between two bottles of Whiskey and 2 pretty feminist girls?
A: You don't leave the bottles in the cold and dark forest after you and your 9 friends are finished with them.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."