Stereotype jokes
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What are wheelchair users experts at?
Being lazy.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
What’s a Mexican person’s favorite spot?
Cross country. 😉
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?
"Daddy?"
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
The homophobes writing these jokes.
What do gay horses say?
"Hay ya'lllllllllllllll!"
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.