What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Stereotype Jokes
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
What do you call a gay person on fire? LGBBQ.
What do you call a disabled person on fire? Hot wheels.
What do you call an Asian person on fire? Vietnam.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
