Stereotype jokes
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Yo dad's so stupid, he came back after he got the milk.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.