
Stereotype jokes
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
You know how people say white men can’t jump? Well, you should check the 9/11 footage.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
A conman, a mentally handicapped person, and a Russian spy walk into a bar.
And the bartender asks, "What will it be, Mr. President?"
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
