Stereotype jokes
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Why can't a citizen in communist China, especially a Chinese male who is between 18-29 years old, buy a box of condoms in a drug store in communist China?
Because the condom would be too big for the penis of Chinese men in communist China.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
What do you call a Russian man with three balls?
'Whodya nikabollokov'
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Teacher: Ok class, good morning. We are going to start off by asking what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says "moo moo."
Teacher: Good!
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now, what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall, you stupid mother fucker!"
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
What's an emo's favorite type of necklace? The kind that attaches to a ceiling beam.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time."
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
What is the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You need to drop the bomb twice on her before she gets it.