Stereotype jokes
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Memes
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.