Stereotype jokes
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
Memes
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
Why do blondes make bad bank robbers?
Because they tie up the safe and blow the guards.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
It's not surprising there isn't a whole lot of good tree jokes.
Most foresters have a wooden personality.
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team?
Because all of them that can jump, swim, and run are already here.
What do you call a Russian pharmacist?
"Ivan Astichestykov."
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all in the 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.