Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What’s a downy's favorite song? Down Under.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
I wish the grass outside of my house was emo, because it would cut itself.
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
What do you call a fat midget?
Jigglypuff.
Your mama so ugly, when Santa Claus came to her house and saw her, he said, "HO HO HOLY SHIT THAT'S ONE UGLY BITCH!"
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
