Stereotype jokes
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
What does a cannibal do after eating its vegetables?
Sells the wheelchair.
Memes
Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.
Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!