Stereotype jokes
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Q: What did one gay cowboy say to the other gay cowboy?
A: Hayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
You're so fat, when people see you running, they can't help but yell out, "Keep running!"
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.