Stereotype jokes
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
How do you restrain a straight person? Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person? Make the trans vest tight.