Stereotype jokes
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.
"I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."
The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.