Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.
"I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."
The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
Why didn't the Asian get a high five? Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.
A nun walked into a bar with her clothes on inside out. The bartender asked her about it, and she replied, "It's a bad habit."
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
