Stereotype jokes

How do you say "Brazier" in German?

Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)

My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Me: Demon Slayer.

My teacher: Why?

The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.

Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.

Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."

What do you call a smart blonde?

Nonexistent.

When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."

How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.

How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.

What do you call a group of black people in a shed?

Antique farm equipment.

A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.

The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"

The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"

The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."

How do you blow up an Indian person?

You press the red button.

I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.

I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.

A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.

"I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."

The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."

The End

Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?

Harlem, New York.

What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.

Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?