Stereotype jokes

what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.

What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?

White vans.

Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?

They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.

What do you call a rich Asian?

Cha-ching!

I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.

what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.

How do you say "Brazier" in German?

Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)

My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?

Me: Demon Slayer.

My teacher: Why?

The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!

Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.

Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.

Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."

What do you call a smart blonde?

Nonexistent.

How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.

How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.

A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.

The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"

The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"

The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."

How do you blow up an Indian person?

You press the red button.

I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.

A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.

"I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."

The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."

The End