Stereotype jokes

I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.

what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.

What do you call a smart blonde?

Nonexistent.

Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.

what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.

What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?

White vans.

What do you call a group of black people in a shed?

Antique farm equipment.

How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?

Stick a chicken wing up there.

Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?

They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.

Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.

How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."

What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?

A bath bomb 💣

A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash.

The gay guy says, "Somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!"

The trucker says, "What the fuck did you just say, fucker? Get over here, I'm gonna wreck your ass!"

The gay man then says, "It's okay, everybody, don't call the police! He wants to negotiate."

I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.

I woke up one night and it was really dark in my room. Then my TV started to float out the window. I said, "Drop it, nig-"

Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?

Harlem, New York.