Stereotype jokes
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
How do you blow up an Indian person?
You press the red button.
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.
"I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."
The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"