Stereotype jokes
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
What do you call a kid hanging? An emo kid!
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
Fruit punch sounds like the name of a gay boxer.
What is an Italian massage?
An Italian Catholic priest giving a blowjob inside the confessional booth during Lent.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
What do women and peanut butter have in common?
They're both easy to spread.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
A ginger.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
I stole a wheelchair from a disabled kid. What is he going to do, stand up?
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.