Stereotype jokes
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.
"I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."
The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
I think my family is racist.
I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.
There are only 2 things I hate in this world:
1. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures. 2. The French.
Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?