Stereotype jokes
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
Why are Asian's eyes always squinted?
Nukes are bright.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
Memes
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
What do you call a white girl with a yeast infection? A cracker with cheese.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.