Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
What do you call a smart blonde?
Nonexistent.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.
