Stereotype jokes
Why didn't Logan Paul high five the Asian man? Because he loves to leave Asians hanging.
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?
A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
Memes
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.
"I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."
The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End
What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
what's the difference between an emo and an apple? the apple falls to the ground while the emo just hangs there.
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.