Stereotype jokes
Why are Asians so bad at baseball? ... Because they ate the bat!
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
A man from Brooklyn is arguing with an Englishman. He says things like,
"It's an elevator, not a lift!"
and
"It's a bathroom! Not 'washroom'!"
He keeps going on until the Englishman says,
"Hey wanker, it's a school, not a god damned shooting range."
How do you know if an Asian has been in your house?
Your dog's gone.
Your finances are done.
And your floaties.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
Did you hear about the emo kid who auditioned for the school play?
He made the cut.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!
Q: What is a Karen called in Europe?
A: An American.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
All y'all weird af.
I went to the store the other day and scanned an emo's arm.
It gave me a discount!
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
What type of implants are at a Chinese dentist office? Buck teeth implants.