Stereotype jokes

Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?

A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.

A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.

The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"

I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.

What is the most common crime in China?

Identity fraud.

What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.

What do you call a Chinese millionaire?

Cha ching.

Why can't Asians make a white baby?

Cause two wongs don't make a white.

Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?

They've been rear-ended too many times.

Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."

What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?

White Vans.

Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?

A: Retired Farming Machinery.

I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.

The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"

Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.

Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).

Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.

Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.

Alabama.

Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.

Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."

Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."

Classroom: *visible panic*

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because we shot the last one that had a dream.

What do you call a group of black people in a shed?

Antique farm equipment.

What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?

Special head.