Stereotype jokes
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?
"Daddy?"
Why do toy bears have small eyes?
Because they were made in China.
Women are like marshmallows because they are white, squashy, and we put our sticks inside you.
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
What's an Indian scammer's worst nightmare? Google Playstore points being redeemed.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
An Irishman walks out of a bar.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
Been single for a couple of years and then I met this Muslim girl. She soon put the spark back into things.
How do you make Alabama cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for three hours.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
You will find your dad that left to get the milk before your hairline.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
What do you call two natives in a ditch?
A sleepover.
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.