What's a pedophile's favorite type of shoe?
White Vans.
Stereotype Jokes
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
Women are like iPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
How do you say "Brazier" in German?
Stop 'em from floppin' (German accent)
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
When the US Army found Chinese soldiers selling secrets to China, they said, "Looks like we have some chinks in our armor."
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
