Stereotype jokes
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What kind of pizza do Asians get?
Prain.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
that one kid who thinks hes cool
Little Johnny is gay.
The only thing they can see are their chopsticks.
The priest is gay.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
Why are there so few Arab soldiers? Because they always commit suicide on their first day.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Suck my dick when you lay. I have to say you are gay.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.