Stereotype jokes
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
What’s black and white and red all over?
A crushed nun!
What’s that black stuff between an elephants toes?
Slow natives.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
Yo mama is so skinny, she makes friends with a snake.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
"Akeld" sounds like a 56-year-old man just picking on kids for no reason. I say, get a life!
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Mathew is gay. Clap.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?