Stereotype jokes
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
You're gay.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
As a Samoan i caann confirm that were only have a couple sides of us mad funny angry and dedicated
What is the difference between emo grass and normal grass?
Emo grass cuts itself.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
I can only fit three fingers inside the bowling ball.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
Because he opened a corner shop on the other side.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
Why are hurricanes like women? Because they come into your life, take nearly everything, and leave.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
I used to believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.