Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
if ur fat and transgender, then would you be considered transfat?
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding to finances)
How to Chinese people name their kids? - They roll down a coin down the staircase and it says, ching chang chong...
i hate it when people think im a boy because i have short hair i mean im gay what do you expect
Jake, tommy, and mike were adopted. Jake got adopted, tommy got adopted and mike. Mike grew up to be a office worker. So you get a new job, and here something about this guy named mike, The next day you go into the office and mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and Rainbows and stuff, then, a co-worker comes up and says “No one told you mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY!!
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
What does a white person say when there Surrounded by black guys? "hey who turned the lights out?!"
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes
what do you call a white guy who can actually dance? jewish
