Stereotype jokes
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:
White person: Dad, you're home!
Black person: Dad?
White person: You can keep the change.
Black person: Empty the register.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Memes
Bro: I’m not that autistic. bro
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.