Stereotype jokes
What do you call a Punjabi that’s drowning? Mandeep.
Why can I be black? Because I look like I have puberty, and I sound like I had puberty.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Memes
I'll see you in court!
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.