Stereotype jokes

When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."

Why can't Chinese people play baseball?

Because they ate the bat.

Life is like a bag of jellybeans.

Nobody likes the black ones.

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?

One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.

I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.

What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?

Crack/her

What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?

Nothing, she was hung over.

You know you are from China when you use rice instead of glue.

What's the difference between your dad and grocery shopping?

He didn't come back with the milk.

What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?

Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.

Why can't England play chess?

Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.

Women in general are jokes.

Gay gang.

You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.

If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.

What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"

How many emos does it take to fix a light?

I don't know because they never came down.

You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.

Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.

When does an emo get jealous at a phone?

When it dies.