Stereotype jokes
What's a lesbian's favorite candy?
Licorice.
What dating app do people in Alabama use? Ancestry.com.
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
I looked so deep in the dark web, I started to see Tyrone.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Cool people: I can do anything.
Normal people: I can do nothing.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"