Stereotype jokes

At gym class today, my friend made this song:

🎵 I’m a Barbie girl, I am fantastic, my boobs are plastic!

What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?

They're both gay and use knives.

What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?

You can pop their head off.

Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?

My friend: What?

Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”

Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.

Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,

Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.

What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist!

What do you call a flat chested emo girl?

Cutting board.

Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?

They ate the bat!

What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?

The Demon at least has a trade offer.

How do you name a Chinese kid?

Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"

How do Chinese people name their babies?

They chuck a pan down the stairs.

Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."

What do you call a German lesbian?

A Kraut Muncher.

Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?

Because he didn't have a pen to write with.

Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.

If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?

How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.

Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?

'Cause they'll eat the bat!

How do you confuse a blonde?

Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.