Stereotype jokes
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian?
The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.
Like if you're short.
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
Memes
Bro: I’m not that autistic. bro
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
Like if you think someone is gay.
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”