Stereotype jokes
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
Memes
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.