Stereotype jokes

A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."

Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?

My friend: What?

Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)

If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?

When someone calls you gay, say:

"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"

What is a Karen called in Europe?

An American.

Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!

What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?

They're both gay and use knives.

What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?

You can pop their head off.

It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!

What do you call a gay dwarf?

Coming out of the cupboard.

To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."

Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.

Imposter is SuS!?

Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.

Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.

Like if you think someone is gay.

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

One stops sucking when you slap it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?

You can negotiate with a terrorist!