Stereotype jokes
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
Yo mama is so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
Big tits.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
Why do Blondes never suffer from headaches?
No brain, no pain.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
How do you know you’ve been robbed by an Asian?
The house is clean, the homework is done, but the idiot is having trouble backing out of the driveway.
Like if you're short.
A black dude shows up to a job interview for a watermelon farmhand gig, resume full of fried chicken joint experience. The boss asks, "Why should I hire you?" He stutters, "Uh, I got skills in... uh..." Before he can finish, a hulk-like, veiny, muscular, giant transgender man storms in, straps him to the interview desk with velvet cuffs, drips hot wax on his back from a candle shaped like a massive dick, and rams his ass relentlessly while whispering, "Welcome to the team, bitch. Your probation starts now."
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
What is a Karen called in Europe?
An American.
When someone calls you gay, say:
"I'm straight, straighter than your hairline!"