Stereotype jokes
Teacher: Ok class good morning, we are going to start off by what kind of sound animals make.
Teacher: Ok, what sound does a pig make?
Class: A cow says, "moo moo."
Teacher: Good.
Teacher: What does a sheep make?
Class: A sheep says, "baa baaa."
Teacher: Good! Now what does a pig say?
Little Johnny: A pig says, "Put your hands up and get against the wall you black mother fucke*!"
A blonde really got tired of all blonde jokes and decided to hang herself in the bathroom. As she locked the door, she yelled at her husband, "I'm hanging myself because I'm tired of jokes about us blondes being stupid!" Her husband broke into the bathroom and saw his wife with a rope tied on her toe. The husband said, "I thought you were hanging yourself." She said, "Yes, I am!" The husband replied, "Usually when people hang themselves, they tie the rope around their neck, so why is yours tied on your toe?" She said, "I tried that, but I couldn't breathe."
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
What's a mentally retarded person's favorite color? Clear.
Bro: I’m not that autistic. bro
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
White comedy week:
Monster Truck Monday
Trailer Park Tuesday
White Trash Wednesday
Take Your Sister Out Thursday
Fox News Friday
Storm the Capitol Saturday
Say You’re Sorry Sunday
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just sit in the dark and cry.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.
The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"
What did the Emo kid say to the other Emo kid?
Wait! Don’t leave me hangin’!
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Ur mum homo.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!