What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Stereotype Jokes
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik's Cubes?
Because they're good at separating colors.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
How do you make an emo jump? Tell him to go to the roof.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
What do emos do?
Hang.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
