Stereotype jokes
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Memes
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.