Stereotype jokes
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
How do you name a Chinese kid?
Throw a frying pan on their head, "Ching Chong!"
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
Why did the polack try writing a letter with his dick?
Because he didn't have a pen to write with.
Yo mama is so old, I told her to act her age, and she died.
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
If white people turn black when they char, what happens to the black ones?
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.