Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Stereotype Jokes
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
All Nepali love momos.
You know boys have balls. Girls have balls, too.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Your mom.
"Float like a cracker, sting like a beaner!"
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
