Stereotype jokes
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
What do emos do?
Hang.
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut, g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g”.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
Women in general are jokes.
Gay gang.
Did you hear about the emo kid in a wheelchair? Exactly.
You know what's the most awkward situation in the world? A rapper with erectile dysfunction.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"