Stereotype jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
You're gay.
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
Me: Spanish teacher, why do we need to learn Spanish?
Teacher: Because you might go to Mexico and start a job.
Me: Why would I want to sell drugs?
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.