Stereotype jokes
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
Memes
This is how @The Ugly Rats cousin Looks like
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
120 pounds.
How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?
One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a square room and tell her to run in a circle.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?
Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Yo mama so stupid. She thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO