Stereotype jokes
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. (Wing, wing, halo.)
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
Like if you think someone is gay.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
Bro: I’m not that autistic. bro
Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
What’s the comparison of an emo and a highlighter?
You can pop their head off.
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."
Penis gay be like: among sussy, ding ding ding ding ding ding di di ding.
Imposter is SuS!?
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What did the black kid say when he went to the confession booth?
"Daddy?"
What do you call a black man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist bastard!
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What's the difference between a Demon and a Redhead?
The Demon at least has a trade offer.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.