What do you call Trump with no spray tan on his hair?
Your next door grumpy old neighbor.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo!
Me: I will rape you!
Woman: NOOOOOO!!! I AM TOO SCARED TO GET "RAPED"!
Why do women be like this?
What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do? Wrong.
How does an Indian open his car?
"Boot, boot!" (in an Indian accent)
The homophobes writing these jokes.
Woman jokes aren't funny, period.
An American goes on a British bus after being in war. He wants to sit down, so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down, but there is an old woman on the seat with her dog in the next one.
The man says, "Will you move your dog?"
The lady says, "Oh, you Americans are always so demanding," and she says to sit somewhere else. He goes through and finds no seats, so now he's at the back again. This time he throws the dog out the window and sits down.
The man in front says, "You Americans always do things wrong. First, you drive on the wrong side of the road, then hold you knife and fork wrong, and you threw the wrong bitch out the window!"
Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.
What do you call it when Portericans surround your house?
A spicket fence!
Bruh, people always makin' jokes 'bout how their dad left, well in my story it was the mum that needed milk.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
Did you hear about the Chinese student?
Me neither.
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
What do you call black people in pool?
Coco Pops.
So a blond and a brunette jumped out of a plane. Who hit the ground first?
The blond because she had to ask for directions.
