Stereotype jokes
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
Why is the white man in prison scarier than the black one?
The white one actually did it!
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
Memes
This is how @The Ugly Rats cousin Looks like
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Yo mama so fat, she meets every world leader there is!
lmao
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Q: What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mud slide.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
I wish my grass was emo because then it would cut itself.
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."