Stereotype jokes

What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

120 pounds.

Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.

What do u call a pretty Indian girl?

Bomb bae.

How many redheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

One! She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Why don't lesbians have sex in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?

A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.

A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.

VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.

LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.

DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist bastard!

If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?

2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?

3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?

4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?

5. Was this funny?

Somebody told me that black slang is just white slang in reverse. For example:

White person: Dad, you're home!

Black person: Dad?

White person: You can keep the change.

Black person: Empty the register.

Why did the straight white caucasian male cross the road?

Because a black person was approaching.

What's a lesbian's favorite candy?

Licorice.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?

One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.

I wish my lawn was emo, so I would not have to cut it, it would cut itself.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.

Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.

Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.

What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?

Border hoppers! LOL.