Stereotype jokes
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Like if you think someone is gay.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
If you read this, you qualify as gay.