Stereotype jokes
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! 😂
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.