Stereotype jokes
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Why do gay people like sports?
Because they get to play with balls.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.
What do you call an emo with a knife?
A cutting board.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
Answer: The family tree!
Your mom.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong.
A Karen is so stupid, she can't even cross the hairline!
HEY NOT_KIARAH 01!
Marleigh is so fat and ugly.
How do Chinese people name their babies?
They chuck a pan down the stairs.
Why can't Indians play football?
Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉
What do you call a shocked Chinese man?
"Hu le fuk!"
British emo people be like, "Oi, I'm upset."
Emo people totally suck!
I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"