You know how to get 10,000 followers? Run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
What are the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
Only one of them stops sucking after you slap it.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
Q: Why can't a blonde call 911?
A: Because she can't find the 11.
People say I should be proud of my autism, but truth be told, I'm only in it for the help in class.
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?
A: You can't find your dog.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
i hate it when people think im a boy because i have short hair i mean im gay what do you expect
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They wanted someone to call "daddy."
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding to finances)
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
What's black and white and hard as nails? A nun on speed!
"Penis equals power, pussy equals wussy."
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
Biggest chungest coming home, bitches!
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
