How do you make an emo jump?
A bridge.
Stereotype Jokes
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
What is an emo's favorite movie?
The Suicide Squad.
What makes Squidward and a Quandale Dingle the same?
They both got them big parts.
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?"
Kid: "A leopard."
Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air."
Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
What did one emo kid say to the other? "Nice cuts, G!" (because they like to cut themselves).
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
What do you call a group of emo kids? Suicide squad.
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still falling.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
