Stereotype jokes
Joe Mama so fat when she stepped on the sidewalk, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
What do you call angry midgets?
Short-tempered.
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
Yo mama so fat, she sat on my dick and broke it.
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Why do women have small feet?
So they can stand closer to the sink.
What do you call an Emo in the hanging gallows?
Happy for the first time.
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A chopping board.
What do emos do?
Hang.
What do you call an Afghanistan person in a bath?
A bath bomb.
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
My black friend turned off the lights and suddenly disappeared.
Quiet Kid: *reaches into bag*
Teacher: EVERYBODY RUN!