Stereotype jokes
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Like if you think someone is gay.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.