Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
Stereotype Jokes
What's the best way to get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
I asked a emo kid if they wanna hang out.
I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)
So all blondes are dumb, right?
Is that why there are so many more white people that are blonde than Black?
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
Yo Mamma's so fat that she falls from both sides of the bed.
What do you call a group of emos?
Limited Edition.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
I asked my French mate if he had a games console. He said, "Oui!"
Hey, Patrick, what am I??
Uh, stupid?
No, I’m Texas!
What’s the difference??
😂😂😂😂
