Stereotype jokes
Why are orphans always famous?
Because they say, "Go big or go home," and orphans only have one option.
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
What do you call a blond with half a brain? Gifted.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Why don’t Asians get stung by bees?
Because they are always expected to get “A’s.”
Roses are red,
I don't know what is brass.
I tell myself,
"Don't touch grass."
If an emo kid and the quiet kid had a fight, the quiet kid would win because the emo kid would hang himself to death.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench?
The bench can support its family.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
What's the difference between a mother and a father? The mother always comes back from the shop.
Woman: A woman’s life is harder, there is menstruation, periods, birth...
Man: Men have to deal with women.