You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
I hate writing dwarf jokes, but I normally keep them short.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What do computers and white kids have in common? They don't have trouble shooting.
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
She's so fat that when she steps onto a wood floor, the floorboard doesn't creak, it screams: "Goddamn!!!" before it snaps from the weight.
What is the part of school with all the autistic people called? Downtown.
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
I don’t see why emo kids don’t like to hang around.
I see them hang all day.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
It was a sunny day and I was in school. I had history lessons and we had a cool subject! The subject was about Penaldo, the man who statpadded against small teams and camped in the pen spot! Our teacher showed us a map with marked countries in which Penaldo dived like a dolphin!
What do a blonde chick and a turtle both have in common?
When they're on their backs, they're screwed.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.
What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross country.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
Why do emos like yo-yo's? Cos they get strangled by the string.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
