Stereotype jokes
Your dad left for the milk because of your McDonald's hairline!
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Why do Emos always wear black like ninjas?
Because they're always cutting.
I bet the emo kids are jealous when they go to a funeral.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
What do you call a Chinese person with 1 leg? Tie Son Whu.
"Fuckin blakfellas be drunk all the time," slurred Barry McKenzie over his tenth pint of guiness.
Why can't Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change anything.
If you're ever bored, try scaring the sh*t out of an Asian to see their eyes open for the first time.
Why do emo people hang each other? Because they're too "Hengruy."
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.