Stereotype jokes
If a pirate was a pervert, he would say, “Are you ready, kid?”
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
What's the difference between an emo and a banana?
They both hang like apples.
Like if you think someone is gay.
What do you call a Black person going down a waterslide? Sewage.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What do lesbians love to use in art class?
Scissors.
Q. What hits the ground first when falling out of a tree, a leaf or an emo kid? A. A leaf. There is usually a rope to stop the emo kid.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.