Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.
Stereotype Jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
wo(man) fe(male) we(men)
dishwash(her)
An adopted kid is walking to school when an emo kid approaches him. He says the emo kid, "Do you have rope?"
"No," replies the adopted kid.
"Dang it! I hate you," says the emo kid. "Now the adopted one is angry. Well, at least I'm loved," says the adopted kid.
If you know an emo kid, please stay away. The depression is contagious. I'm a survivor.
Like if you dislike emos.
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
You are emo.
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?
An emo.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree. Which one is gonna land first?
The leaf, because the rope stops the emo kid.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
What is the email password of a black person?
"watermelon"
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! ππππ
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
If you're gay, does that mean you're sexist?
