Stereotype jokes
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who plays "Pumped Up Kicks" at max volume.
What is a Mexican person's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Who says white people can't jump?
Have you seen the 911 footage?
Stories like Rudolph and Wonder show that different means worse.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
The school shooter encounters the emo kid. He reaches for his gun, but the emo kid disappears. He then finds that his gun is not on him.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
Why are Americans so good at Rubik's Cubes?
They are skilled at separating colors.
What is long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
Teach a Scouser to fish and he can eat for a day.
Give him the rod and he will stick it in your letterbox and nick your car keys!
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
When Leicester City won the league in 2015/16, do you think there was a little lad in Africa running around with "Drinkwater" on his back, annoying the hell out of the locals?
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.
Yesterday I got detention because I said to the emo kid, "Come hang with us."