Stereotype jokes
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
Why can't Indians play baseball? Because every time they hit a corner, they open a shop.