Stereotype Jokes

So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.

"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"

"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"

And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:

"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"

Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"

Alabama.

Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.

In chess, why does the queen have more mobility than the king?

Because the chessboard looks like a kitchen floor.

Two Chinese men walk into a bar.

"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only Juan.

How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. They hire me to do it.

Emos are dark people....

...So why are they all white?

Goths are even darker...

SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?

Why can't Chinese people play baseball?

Because they eat the bat.

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes. My teacher turns to the class and asks “If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?” So I raised my hand and said “Asians have small penis” he looked at me and said “very good. But I was looking for a definition.

What do you call a disabled person who gets high?

Baked potato.

I believe in a woman's right to choose...

...whether she wants to cook first and then clean or clean first and then cook.

You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.

When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!

Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"

Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?

Two wongs don't make a white.

What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?

A JUMBO shrimp.

A Chinese couple had a black baby and named him Sum Ting Wong.

Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."

If you have an emo kid army, they'll kill themselves before they get to the field.

What do you call a Chinese boy throwing poo?

Yung Flung Dung.