Stereotype jokes
What’s a kidnapper's favorite shoe brand?
White vans.
The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
Yo mama is so strict that in The Outsiders, she was Darry.
You are so white even Nippon Paint tried to sign you!
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
I asked a European what do you call Karens in your country? He said, "American women."
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.