Stereotype jokes
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
A Russian walked into a bar... Unlucky for him I guess, in Soviet Russia, you don’t walk into bars. Bars walk into you.
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
What do an Apple and an Emo have in common?
They hang from trees.
How do you blind an Asian?
Put a windshield in front of them.
Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?
Because Americans are really good at separating colors.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Why shouldn’t you call people in China?
Because there are so many Wings and Wongs you might "wing" the wrong number.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go “whoot whoot.”
I wish the grass in my yard was emo. It could just cut itself.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.