Stereotype jokes
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
Yo mama is so ugly, she made dirt look like a supermodel.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
A Japanese man goes to the dentist. After being there for a while, the dentist asks, "How often do you floss your teeth?"
The Jap said, "After every meal." When they finish up, the dentist turns to him and says, "You need to floss your eyes more. I can still see them."
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
Joe mama so fat when she went to the movies, she sat next to everybody.
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "One at a time, please."
Joe mama so fat when she stepped on the scale, it said, "To be continued."
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Chuck Norris is a genius for this: Walker Texas Ranger = Wrangler Karate Sex.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
Why are the Chinese bad at baseball?
Because they ate all the bats.
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
I'd make an emo joke, but that would be cutting a little too close.
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
Fat chicks be like, "Am I fox pretty, bunny pretty, cat pretty, or deer pretty?" Like none, bitch, you elephant pretty. 😭😭😭
How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they sit in the dark and cry.