Women should be allowed to choose: dishes or cooking first.
How do you blindfold an Asian? String!
What's one piece of stationary gay kids always forget to bring to school? A ruler.
An emo tried to give me a high five...
I left him hanging.
Tired of having to cut your grass? Dye it blue, and it will die itself.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Why is Jesus in pieces?
Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.
What do you call an emo that cuts too deep? Gushers.
I got kicked out of a library because I put a book about women's rights into the fantasy section.
Q: What do you call a blonde with only two brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
Because they take all the green cards.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
