Stereotype jokes
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
How many emos does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they just sit and cry in the dark.
Warner Brothers have made a new Superman movie with Superman being black.
This new Superman's nickname is the "Man of Steel" but it's spelled s-t-e-a-l.
Sike, I lied. I like big black men.
A: What do you call a sophisticated American? B: Canadian.
A: Why aren't there any Mexicans in Canada? B: They can't run that far.
«A: Что вы называете искушенным американцем? Б: Канадец.
A: Почему в Канаде нет ни одного мексиканца? Б: Они не могут убежать так далеко».
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Yo mama so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Why are Indians such good actors?
Most of them are phone scammers.
Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Three boys are in the 4th grade; one is black, one is white, and the other is Hispanic. Who has the biggest penis?
The black one... he's 13!
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
I'm upset, but when I saw you, you never let me down.
What do you call an Iraqi swimming in the water?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.