what do you call a group of emos?... The Suicide Squad.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What do you get when you cross a German and a Mexican? A “BeanerSchnitzel”!
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist Because it doesn't cycle 🚲
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
When the school shooter walks by the emo kid and doesn’t feel his gun anymore.
What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
Three blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke, each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can't laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer.
So the angel begins telling them the jokes. One of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laughs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said, "This is the last step. If you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don't you can pass." The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, "What do you ca..." Out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. "Why are you laughing? I haven't even finished the joke yet!" The blonde replies, "I just got the first joke!"
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
