What do you call a stoned kid with Down syndrome?
A baked potato.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
What is the difference between a pencil and a woman?
At least one has a point.
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
NORTH INDIANS: Decent, but overrated af. They are the only thing that comes to many ppl's minds when someone says "Indian".
SOUTH INDIANS: Decent, but underrated af. Many ppl don't even know they exist. They are literally asked if they are North Indians.
WEST AND EAST: Decent but underrated af.
