Stereotype jokes
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Would you rather get a massage from a man or get major surgery from a woman?
Roses are red, the Jews hate goys,
Union of Creepy Janitors (UCJ) opposes school choice.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
Boys: “Hey, can Billy come out and play baseball?”
Mom: “That would be fine, but he hasn’t come out of his room since Friday.”
Boys: “Have you checked the closet?”
What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?
Consensual Rapper 7.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
I just read in the news that tons of Americans are sending their old clothes to poor people in Africa.
Seems like a waste of time in my opinion. I've never seen an African with a 52 inch waist.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
Why do girls only stay in odd groups of friends?
Because they literally can't even.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to light up the room with space lasers so the other can see, and one to screw it in.