Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
Why do Arabs hate chess?
Because the queen is allowed to move freely.
What do you call AG?
A beta male.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
How do you piss off a disabled person?
You put the cookie on the other shoulder.
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
What does an Arab prostitute say?
"Bomb my pussy!"
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
Yo mama is so ugly that when Santa came to the house and saw a picture of her, he died.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
Why are gay guys so rude?
Because they’re fucking assholes.
What do you call a black person eating chicken, watermelon, and drinking Kool-Aid?
Reality.
Why should you fear white people in prison instead of the blacks?
Because you know that whites are in for actually committing something.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
Have you ever wondered why you never see a gay guy in a wheelchair?
It’s hard to become a vegetable when you’re already a fruit.
What do you call an emo girl with a flat chest?
A cutting board.
