Yo mama so fat when she goes to the shoe store, she needs to take their advice and get XXXXL.
I had to run out of the library because I put the cookbooks in the women's sports section.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
Yo mama so fat that when she pooped, poop exploded everywhere!
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
What do you call an army of disabled people?
Special forces.
What is the best thing about being back?
Free bullets.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
What do a gay man and an ambulance have in common?
They both take it in the back and go βwhoot whoot.β
Bitches be like "you're racist." You're right, and I'm gonna win.
What's a Mexican's favorite insect? A grasshopper.
Yo momma is so fat, when she tried to hang herself, the noose broke.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common?
They're both white and flavorless.
If you hit an Indian person on the forehead with a dart, is it considered a bullseye?
