Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
What's the difference between a blonde and a car door? The harder you slam the blonde, the looser it gets.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
I was accused of rape, but I swear she was a whore.
What do you call a dog with no legs...
My asian neighbors dinner.
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
Yo mama so dumb, she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I have the power."
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
What do you call an Asian receptionist?
Tai Ping.
When an emo kid jumps out of a tree, what happens when he hits the ground?
Nothin' much, he just flops over an hour later when they untie the rope.
What is the pedophile's favorite shoe?
White vans.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
Why can't homosexuals get car insurance?
They've been rear-ended too many times.
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?
A panhandler.
What do children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings!
Not funny, here’s another.
Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat.
