Stereotype jokes
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
How many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they just like hanging in the dark.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
Why do dwarfs do drugs?
To get high.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Sparkling water was invented by Germans. Who else would add gas?