Stereotype

Stereotype Jokes

Emo

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

People

The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.

Difference

There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."

Blonde

What do you call a blonde who's dyed her hair brunette?

Artificial intelligence.

Karen

How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.

Priest

A policeman walks up to a van with two priests and says, "We're looking for two child molesters."

The priests both look at each other for a moment and then say, "Okay, we'll do it."

Hairline

NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.

MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.

Mama

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Answer: Special forces.

Man

Why are gay men better than straight women?

Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.

Kid

What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?

One has a functioning neck.

Africa

How do you make someone in Africa disappointed?

Sing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head."

Hockey Player

What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?

They both only change their pads after every third period!

Santa

Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.