Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Stereotype Jokes
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Your hairline is more curved than James Charles' gender.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
Why can't England play chess?
Because they have no queen, and they will soon lose their king.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
