Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Why do blonde prostitutes prefer blowjobs?
They hate it when you hand it to them.
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
What do you call a white woman working at an all black company?
Crack/her
I know why Asian's eyes are always closed. It's because Americans are so fat and ugly.
What do you call a person who keeps making jokes about rappers?
An annoying prick whose black dad left him as a kid.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
How did the Emo kid bag all the cheerleaders?
He hit them all when he started shooting his shot.
Witches do not wear undies. Why? To get a better grip on their broomsticks.
What’s the difference between Swifties and rap fans?
One rap fan has a higher IQ than every Swiftie combined.
Why can lesbians not drive cars?
They always strap the wrong thing on.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
Why are lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.