What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
What happens when an emo kid tries to high-five you? You leave him hanging.
What's the only thing with 4 legs Asians don't eat? A table.
Gays: I like men.
Straights: I like women.
Russia: Hole is hole.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Midgit
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?
Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Straights are ALWAYS asking LGBTQ+ people why they have such GOOD FASHION SENSE. We didn't spend all that time in the closet for nothing, honey ;)
what do you call an entitled women, A karen
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages? 😋 😋 😋 😋 😋 😋 😋 😋 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 💘 cocks of African-American men 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭 🌭🌭 🌭 🌭
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
