Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
What kind of shoes do kidnappers wear?
White vans.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
If someone wears black, say, "If you see someone wears black, they always be emo."
Mase looks like a fat gay dude.
England: No towers?
America: No queen?
England: Remember 1812?
America: No tea?
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are only 5 years old, yet you know how to give great head.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
What do you call a bunch of retarded preschoolers? Tater tots.
This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...
What is the best shield to use during a battle? The emo kid.
Why don’t Pakis play football? Because they only hold onto balls attached to prepubescent boys' cocks.
I told the emo girl that I bet she's jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
