Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Stereotype Jokes
My hairline may be straight, but I’m not.
"Ching chang chong."
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they’ll steal all the green cards.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat!
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
You know you have weird Indian parents when you can hear them canilingus each other.
Yo mama so Karen that when she went to hell, she asked Satan for the manager.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they're too busy stealing all the green cards.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer: You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH!"
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
What’s it called when you give an emo some rope as a present?
Murder.
Why do emo kids hate high fives?
They’re always left hanging.
What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
