What do pears and emo kids have in common?
They both be hanging.
What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?
A: A man!
What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?
Unemployed.
What do you call an emo friend group?
The Suicide Squad.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A milkshake.
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and a driver’s education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
What do you call a group of emos about to jump off a bridge? Suicide Squad.
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
Why did the blonde have sex with a Mexican?
Her teacher told her that she had to do an essay.
You're so fat, when you wear a yellow raincoat, people call out, "TAXI!"
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
Yo mama's so ugly, even the kid in the wheelchair ran.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
When your mum went to the UK and wore a yellow jacket, everyone started yelling "Taxi! Taxi!"
