Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
Stereotype Jokes
Who can jump the highest?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
Why don’t midgets fight? They walk away to be the bigger man.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
Computers are females because when they're down, you always charge her.
(True story)
One day Sally's mom said, "I can just eat you up!" And Sally says, "No, you can't!" Then the mom asks why and Sally says, "Because I'm a beaner, and we don't taste good."
Can two high-femme lesbians go on a date with each other?
Yes, but it will take them forever to get ready.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
What did the emo say to the popular kid?
"Go fuck yourself for thinking all emos cut because they don't... y'know, for a matter of fact, fuck all you guys..."
Why do birds fly upside down over Poland?
There's nothing worth shitting on.
Yo mama sooooooo fucking fat, when she takes a step, she needs a 5-min break.
Why do dwarfs love penis? It tickles their insides.
How do you get 4 gay guys on a bar stool? You turn it upside down.
How do you get them back off again? You jerk them off.
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
Did you know emo kids are the highest jumpers in the world? Some are still up there!
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
What's long and black?
The line at Popeyes.
