What do you call a horse rider with Down syndrome?
Down Quijote.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the gay man's house.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
If a heterosexual man wanted his dick sucked, what would a feminist say to him that a gay man would never say to him?
"Not now, I have a headache."
Boy, your momma so ugly she’s denied from the homeless parties in the dumpster.
Quiet kid, your momma so funny she made a joke pop out her a*s.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
Why don’t Belgians eat shit sandwiches?
They don’t fancy bread!
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey!
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
Why shouldn’t you pick on a midget with learning difficulties?
... Because it’s not big and it’s not clever.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
When are you from Alabama? You know!!! 🐩
Americans are so fat that they named an atom bomb "Fat Man" to describe themselves.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?
My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?
My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!
The songs: We understand you :)
