Stereotype jokes
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common? They both choke on plastic.
what's the worst thing to say to an emo?
if you don't succeed the first time, try try try again.
Why should you always be friends with an emo kid?
They always hang around.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
What's the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and an Emo?
They're both gay and use knives.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.