Stereotype jokes
Why are Chinese so good at jaywalking? Cause they can't tell the difference between green and red light with their tiny eyes.
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
Why can't emos stand in chairs?
Because they never get down.
I named my grass emo, and it cut itself.
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have its perks.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
The first thing the emo did at the party is to pin the gun to their head.
At school I am always called emo.
Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.