What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
What's the difference between a coat hanger and an emo?
Nothing, they both hang.
Why do emos get discounts at every shop? Because they have barcodes on their wrists.
Joe Mama so fat that when Santa came to our house he said, "Ho ho HOLY SHIT, she damn thick."
What’s the difference between an LGBTQ and brain cells?
Brain cells make up their mind.
Why is there no woman on the moon?
Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.
The man was Indian. He moved to England because he wanted to learn, so got a job at the store. He learned how to say "register," then he was a business man. He learned how to say "59887," then "restaurant," so he learned how to say "fork and knives." So a man came with a knife. The cop came and asked the man which was the killer who killed him. He said, "Him," and pointed to the Indian man. The cop asked, "What did you use?" He said, "Register." The cop asked for ID. "59887." The cop asked, "Anything on you, forks and knife?" He said, "Me me me."
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
Why are there no Jamaicans on the moon?
Because there's no space jam.