Stereotype jokes
Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Why do an emo's parents not let them cook, because they are afraid they will cut themselves?
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
An Eskimo was holidaying in New Zealand and while driving his rented car around the countryside it broke down. A bloke passing by offered to help, lifted the bonnet and said, "I know your problem, you blew a seal."
The Eskimo with a shocked expression retorted, "Yeah? Well you fuck sheep!"
What has only one sense of style?
An emo girl.
What's long and black? The line at KFC.
How do you find out the price of an emo? You scan his barcode.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
If you take an emo kid grocery shopping.
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
What do you call a gay man with a thicc ass?
Fruit cake.
We need to stop with all the discrimination here! I don’t discriminate! I love all races, even the bad ones, I’m a fan of all genders, even the fake ones, and am a fan of all nationalities, even the alien kinds.
What do you call two emos in a chemistry lab?
My Chemical Romance.
What do you call a flat emo kid?
A cutting board.