Stereotype jokes
Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.
Your mom.
Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Why do emo kids not jump?
They're still in the sky.
What did the kid say to the emo?
"Don't leave me hanging!"
Emo people are like other emo people, they're emo. Laugh now or I'll cut your eyes out. Tee hee!
Emos are so predictable: sleep, eat, cut, repeat.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Why are emos like paper?
They cut easily.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
Why do emo kids not get phones? Because the phone dies before them.
What's the difference between emo people and normal people? Normal people have wrists.
I'm going to bomb a little child (I'm an USA bomber).
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
How do you tell if a blond is really stupid?
Put a scratch and sniff on a bleach pod.
What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?
Coco Pops.
Russians be like: "bfddrhnnkhsaxbjk speak English!"
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.