Stereotype jokes

You know how divers jump off a cliff and land in the water well...

Emos do that too, but when they jump, they don't land in the water.

An emo kid in a leaf falls from a tree. Who falls first? Delete the rope, stop the emo.

I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.

My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."

What do you call a group of emos?

The Suasied Squid.

What do you call a flat emo?

Cutting board.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.

Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?

Just tell them that it floats.

What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?

One can feed a family.

If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?

POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."

Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.

Emo

Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.

Transgenders! Men in disguise!

In a thick Russian accent:

"Let's buy some vodka, pollute the earth with oil, and make insecure nuclear power plants that break all the time! Ah, yes. The mother land. A great place to be. Not like those stupid Ukrainian people who are living happy lives, they are crazy and need to die."

Don't make fun of the emo kid, or he's gonna bring his friends and you gotta fight the Suicide Squad.

A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.

Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.