Stereotype jokes
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
What's an emo black kid called? A dark Drakie.
Can emos eat a happy meal, or is it a depressed meal?
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
What’s an emo called Anna?
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
What's a smart person's favorite candy? Nerds! :D
Who can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
Hi, I like emos because they are black.
Last night I had sex and she said, "Stop talking about s***, OMG!" and I made her scream so loud she said, "Her balls hurt!"
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.