Stereotype jokes
Why do emo people cry?
Because they're emo!
Ahahahah.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
All Nepali love momos.
How many emos does it take to fix a light?
I don't know because they never came down.
What did one emo say to another emo... "Rock it out!"
Why do they call it emotion when the root word is emo, but emos don't show emotion?
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Me: "What's the difference between an apple and an emo?"
Friend: "I don't know."
Me: An apple actually falls from the tree.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
What happens to Emos when they go up?
They never come down.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
'Cause they don't got balls to scratch.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
I have two balls. Gay people have 23456789.
Little Johnny is gay.
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
Imagine being emo.