Stereotype jokes
NASA just found evidence of water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
So, I went up to an emo and I said, "Why did you steal my bar code from my chips?"
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
Why did the emo leave the bar?
Because it was happy hour.
An Asian walked up to another Asian that was crying.
He asked, "Is somting wong?"
The other guy says, "I was i a noh paking zon."
A German, an Australian, and a Mexican are on a plane. They say that they can tell where they are by sticking their hands out of the pane.
The German sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Germany." The others ask, "How do you know?" The German says, "Because it's so cold."
Then the Australian sticks his hand out and says, "We are in Australia." The others ask, "How do you know?" He replies, "Because it's so warm."
Then the Mexican sticks his hand out and back in. He says, "We are in Mexico." The others ask, "How do you know?" He says, "Because my watch is gone."
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Women need to be in the kitchen.
What does an Asian doorbell sound like?
"Wing wong wung wang, wong wang wing wong!"
Why don’t Asians use phones?
Cuz they wing da wrong number!!!
How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?
You put food on the ceiling and they start jumping.
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.