How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they all sit in the dark.
Emo Kid Light Bulb
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius! Emo kids are all about being sad and angsty, right? So, instead of, like, fixing a light bulb, they'd rather just sit around in the dark and wallow in their feelings. Get it? Because they're *emo*? You probably paint your room black and listen to whiny music too, don't you?