Stereotype jokes
Why did the nerd get scared of the emo? Because the nerd likes to leave the emo hanging.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
A white dude walks up to a Muslim and says, "So you're an Indian?" and the Muslim says, "No brotha, I'm not 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11."
Asian kid: I’m not a doctor, and I’m not good at math.
Me: That’s what I call an orphan!
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
When I was younger, I went to an Indian convenience store to pick up a lottery ticket. When the cashier handed me the ticket, she told me to "hold it properly." So I ripped the red dot right off of her forehead.
what game does an emo love?
Hangman.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Why do they act so emo?
Because they are all retards.
Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
What's the difference between a dwarf and a Japanese man?
I don't know, you tell me.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
How do you name an Asian child?
Ring the doorbell.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.