What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.
Stereotype Jokes
How do you get an emo out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
What is an emo's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
What's the difference between a Mexican and a frog?
One jumps in ponds, the other leaps over the border. :)
What do my balls and emos have in common?
...Nothing, they both hang themselves...
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Alright, riddle me this: I am loud and obnoxious, I like music that rhymes. I'm a fraction of the population, but commit half the crimes! What am I?
When does an emo get jealous at a phone?
When it dies.
Why can't an emo person be in charge of sky diving?
He won't deploy the parachute.
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
