Stephen Hawking jokes
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."