Stephen Hawking jokes
God: “Steven, join us.”
*sees the staircase to heaven*
Steven: “Shit.”
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
For his sake, I hope that heaven is wheelchair accessible...
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
What do you call someone that looks like Stephen Hawkins and is a space head? Byron Davey.
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
Why did your mum touch me? Because she was a pedo.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.