Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Stephen hawkings family was crule he fell over and got told to man up an walk it of.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
