Stephen Hawking jokes

So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.

Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.

Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.

What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?

Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."

What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.

Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.

What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?

His left shoulder.

If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.

Stephen Hawking's family was cruel. He fell over and got told to man up and walk it off.

Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!

Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.

How did Stephen Hawking die?

There was a power outage.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.

Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.

If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his carer lost his charger.

Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.

Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.

Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.

To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?