Stephen Hawking

Stephen Hawking jokes

How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.

Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.

Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?

He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.

Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.

What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?

Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.

Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.

Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?

It took all his info!

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

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  • What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?

    If you throw water over them, they both die...