Stephen Hawking jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? Don't worry, he hasn't neither.
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
What if Stephen Hawking was the Real Slim Shady, but no one knew because he couldn't stand up?
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
"Wheel" all miss him, right?
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!