State jokes
Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sorts of material to climb up, but the dad didn't pay much attention.
Next day the kid went to the state tower and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dad asks his son for a second time: "Son! Why are you doing this?" The son replies: "You told me to aim up high!"
Who do the United States owe trillions of dollars to?
Jew-piter.
Q: How can you spell cold with two letters? A: IC (icy).
Q: What state is surrounded by the most water? A: Hawaii (this is really just a trick riddle).
Q: David's father had three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what's the third son's name? A: David.
Your life is the joke.
Me die.
Why couldn't Jesus have been born in Florida?
Answer: They wouldn't be able to find "Three Wise Men" or a virgin!
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Russia—the real joke.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Have you ever been eight before?
You were between 7 and 9.
My live.
A morbid joke would be what's going on in my mind.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s dick.
Do you know when the thing of you when the was is where you and if you when you where if I and you where in the thing is where yes?
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
Hi! I’m going back home.
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
What is a victimless crime in the state of Michigan if you are an able-bodied man who is well-endowed, not white, and not a heterosexual male?
A white male who is heterosexual and physically disabled who is sodomized by an able-bodied and well-endowed gay male who is not white inside the men's locker room at the gym.