State jokes
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
Your life.
Memes
Ohio Baby
Hi! I’m going back home.
Your life is the joke.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
Spell "I hod."
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
My friend's life.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
Eggshausted.
There are three states you don't mess with when trying to take over the United States:
Alaska because they have three times more guns than people because of the bears.
Texas because, well, it's Texas. Where else have all of the guns been going?
Lastly, Florida. Florida is the absolute definition of Trigger Happy Redneck.
What do you call a dead human?
A DEAD HUMAN! HAHAHahahah ha.. ha.. ha Am I the only one laughing?
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
Where is Colorado?
My friend had a house FULL of okra, but it blew up and okra was everywhere.
I guess you can call that place Okra-homa!
Am I in Florida, because I'm triggered?