State jokes
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
I like my women how I like my bacon.
Well Dunn!!!
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
What do Somalians excel at in the United States?
Welfare fraud.
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
Your life.
Hi! I’m going back home.
Your life is the joke.
Spell "I hod."
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
How did the United States become a country? It broke all of its states.
My friend's life.
What do you call an old snowman?
Answer: Water.
I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:
"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."
....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.
RIP Meh Soul.
Eggshausted.
Q. What do you call a hooker in a vegetative state? A. A thot incapable of thought.