Rich Person jokes

Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?

A. A loaded potato.

Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."

Rich person: "Then buy a house!"

When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.

What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

I met a homeless guy named Rich.

He wasn't.

I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded.

Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.

Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!

Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?