Rich Person jokes

What does a rich person eat? 24 karats/carrots!

Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."

Rich person: "Then buy a house!"

Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?

A. A loaded potato.

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

How do women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?

I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.

What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.