State jokes
I love Alabama. I live there. I have a sign that says, "Sweet Home Alabama!"
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
"Joe Mama is very cool. Sweet Home Alabama starts."
Nobody: The crickets in the back: Talk talk talk.
Me: JOE MAMA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
You're talking to me.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Your hairline's so far up, they call it a skyline!
What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
Me die.
Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? Idaho, Alaska?
What it actually means: Did Delaware wear a New Jersey? I don’t know. I’ll ask her.
P.S. My dad is a history teacher and he told me to put this in here.
I’d give you a nasty look, but you already have one, bummer!
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what would Delaware?
Idaho... Alaska!
Wanna know what's worse than 5 babies in one dumpster?
1 baby in 5 dumpsters.....
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
My live.
Your life, ahhahaha!
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...