Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
State Jokes
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
When I get hungry š
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
as apart of this stupid state i can confirm not cold at all. (I was born in Ohio)
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
Bored.
My existence.
My life.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
My two moods are āI canāt believe I get to be a personā and āI canāt believe I have to be a person.ā
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Your forehead is so big a whole state could fit on it.
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
JOKES
1. my life 2. pat as a cat.
