State jokes
My life, lmao.
My life...
Your forehead is so big, if you fell, you would knock out your whole state cold.
When I get hungry š
- What do you call a bee who flew to United States? - "USB"
Memes
āWelcome to the first day of school, hereās your homework assignment!ā
If you've spent less time inside your mother than your father has, you just might be from Alabama!
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
A random drunk person ate poop, but he found out it was liquid...
"Florida was ranked the worst state in the 50 states by Thriller."
Florida: Well, WE didn't want to give our oranges anyway!
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
Bored.
My existence.
My life.
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
My two moods are āI canāt believe I get to be a personā and āI canāt believe I have to be a person.ā
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
You know why Ted Cruz left Texas?
Because they never take a chill pill.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
I like my women how I like my bacon.
Well Dunn!!!