Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
State Jokes
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
Ohio.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Only in Ohio.
Depression sucks, and so do you.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
What goes inside and comes out wet?
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
Are you serious right now, bro?
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
