State jokes
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
A Middle Eastern man comes to the states to do a stand up show. He starts by saying “2 Jews walk into a bar, NOT IN MY COUNTRY!”
What's the difference between me and a corpse? I mean, I'm not dead... yet, right?
A Scouser at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer-by, "What time is it, mate?"
An American replies, "That's a mad accent, where are you from?"
The Scouser says, "Liverpool."
The American says, "Oh, what state is that in?"
The Scouser looks around and says, "About the same state as this, mate, but what time is it?"
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
Texas is such a shitty state. There’s a reason it only has one star.
Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
What did the O say to the O? "O hi O!" (Ohio)
What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
Ohio.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Only in Ohio.
Depression sucks, and so do you.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
What goes inside and comes out wet?