What did the O say to the other O?
O hi O (Ohio).
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
Ohio.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.
Only in Ohio.
Depression sucks, and so do you.
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
What goes inside and comes out wet?
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
Are you serious right now, bro?
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
