State jokes
If I was an object in this world, I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
What goes inside and comes out wet?
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos.
Then I made pizza because they don’t live in a swing state.
So many things are going through my head.
How am I not dead yet?
When you're lonely, watch a scary movie. You won’t feel lonely anymore!
Are you serious right now, bro?
What's long, hard, and bloody?
The Boston Marathon.
The Golden State? More like your mum's state...
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
A TikTok I saw: "I'm in Canada, I'm in the United States!"
Most people: "I'm in South Korea, I'm in Nor- *boom*"
Me: "I'm in Palestine, I'm in Is... this heaven?"
*Insert me starting a war in the comments*
I just read an article that Texas is number one in the nation for both depression and infidelity in relationships.
It's a sad state of affairs.
What does the f in orphan stand for? Family.
I am the worst joke ever. Get it? My whole life is a joke.
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.