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Me calling the orphan kid from school: "Hello, are your parents home?"
The orphan kid: *starts sobbing* "STOP CALLING HERE!"
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
When you donate a kidney, you are a total hero, everyone loves you.
When you donate five kidneys though, people start yelling, the police gets called--sheesh!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.
They always start with two towers downed.
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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How do you start a dance party?
Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.