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COVID is like fashion...

We started hearing about it in Italy...

Became popular in LA and NYC...

Florida ignored it...

And it was all made in China in the end.

I recently got pulled over by the cops and started spazzing out because of the police lights.

He arrested me for impersonating George Floyd.

*I have seizures*

When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"

I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.

Yo momma is so stupid, she saw an anime and started eating a live rabbit, and thought she would get powers!

The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.

I was excited to hear Apple might start selling its own cars until I learned they wouldn’t support Windows.

I feel bad for all American Clash Royale players.

They always start with two towers downed.

Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.

My friend: What's that supposed to mean?

Me: O B C D.

A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.

I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......

When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.

Me: You f&*k up.

The class: Oh sh!&

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.

What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.

My friend: What’s wrong?

Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂

Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!

Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!

Kenya stop smiling and start dying!

Tenya, why are you so mean!

Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!

Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!

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How do you start a dance party?

Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.

I tried to stick to One Direction, but then they started to shoot the gay bar...