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When your mama went to Sea World, the whales started singing, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me!"
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying.
The kid in the wheelchair was getting bullied, so I encouraged him to stand up for himself. I don't know why he started crying.
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂
Quiet kid reaches down and class starts running.
Quiet kid: What's wrong? Pulling out my...
Hey guys,
I'm starting to think they don't have any candy in this van...
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Today I asked my best friend what their favorite joke was. They started waving their hands around, and I thought it was a sign to go, thinking I had offended them or something. Turns out they were mute...
A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricants.
What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?
Juans upon a time.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
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How do you start a dance party?
Go into the PTSD ward of an insane asylum and set off fireworks and watch the magic unfold.