My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tryed to fight me so i said: IF you wanna fight me ill run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs ill already be down the stairs waiting and he started crying
It's all fun and games until they start dancing
When your mama went to sea world the wales you start singing "WE are family even though your fatter then me
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4 and he started crying, what's he gon do? tell his family? XD
Man you hairline is so bad it started from the beginning of the months to the end
An emo girl dyed her hair red. Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
what did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob.... if we dont get some support soon people will start to think we are balls.
All terrorists like starting a new year of with a bang
you ever look back at your ex and are like 'wow! what was i think?' then i start to think i was the problem :( just kidding fuck that asshole
Me- y’all should start calling 1943 Friend- why Me-cause im going through my owb Great Depression
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."
I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity So I got another one free of charge
What did the priest say during the christening 'So anyway I started blasting'
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, “Don’t worry, your parents won’t say anything.”
What starts with F and ends with CK firetruck
"Imagine being an orphan, could never be me" I say. For some reason everyone started crying, then I walked out of Dave's orphanage
I was thinking of starting up a stair company, but there was too many steps to it.
I'll start: Monokuma
quite kid reaches down and class starts running quite kid: whats wrong pulling out my co
Children, and your meat are actually quite similar. At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
