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Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl? Because it was a Rogue One!
I asked an orphan where his mom was he started crying so I said it again And well that was my last day at the orphanage
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(on thirteenth birthday) Girl: Ma, why did papa leave? Mother: Well, it started exactly 1 year and 189 days ago...
how do you get a party started in Africa
you put a slice of bread on the ceiling and everyone will be jumping
A TWELVE VOLT BATTERY walks into a tavern and orders a drink.The bartender serves him , and comments now don't start anything .
Motherhood is a fairytale in reverse. You start in a beautiful gown end up cleaning everyone's messes.
A woman is lying in bed after making love to her lover. After a moment she starts to roll over, and in the process she realizes that the spent condom is still inside her. Worried, she wakes up her lover. She asks, “What should we do about this?” To which he replies: “Who was it?”
Why did the orphan start crying
Because his apple found a home in his stomach
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my teacher asked me what my favirote number was yesterday and i said 2977, i chose 91 for my football jersey number and sharpied a 1 after the other 1, and my teacher mr jacksons dad died in 9/11 and when he was talking about it friday the 9th i threw a paper airplane at him and got suspended for 3 days starting monday
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To start im a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off" I said. He said "then you try it". He gave me the Santa suit and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
how do you start an Ethiopian rave? stick toast to the ceiling.
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when the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like indiana jones
A priest and Rabbi run out of the orphanage
Priest: How the hell did that fire start Rabbi: I don't know but what about the children? Priest: Fuck the children Rabbi: Do we have time? Priest: There's always time for something like that.
