My son, who is into astronomy, asked my how stars die i said usually from a overdose
They should bring Michael Jackson beck from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie
One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars. As I lay there, I thought to myself: WHERE'S THE ROOF!
What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars, then ladies, you should be willing to give up Uranus.
Kid with Cancer: When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer.
Nure: *Laughs*
Kid: Why are you laughing?
Nurse: When I get OLDER.
Proceeds to laugh.
When you look at the sun, its like looking at me
Im no astronomer but I’m pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun... not you.
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito One stops sucking when you snack it
Are you sure your father isn't a thief? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
A : Whats the similarity between your girlfriend and the Sun?
B : They're both hot?
A : They're both massive.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in gta 5? Because they are not wanted!
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉
Yo mama so dumb that when she went to Starbucks she thought she could buy a star
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he cant get 5 stars because he ain't wanted
What is a porn star's favourite potato crisp flavour...
prawn COCKtail
Husband: Honey, Do you want sex? Whife: No thanks i have a headache. Husband: Is that your final answer? Whife: Mmmmm. Husband: Are you shure? -Whife Yes Husband: No doubts? Whife: No Husband starring a long time at his whife. Husband: Okey, I wanna use my lifeline to call a friend. -
Genie: What are your 3 wishes? Me: Make every word 4 letters long. Geni: Wish Gran. Meee: Make every word star with "br". Brni: Brsh Bran. Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh" Bruh: Bruh bruh Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh Bruh: Bruh bruh
If adolf starred in the room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler” I did not
