Im no astronomer but I’m pretty sure the earth revolves around the sun... not you.
what is an orphans favorite quote in star wars? "I am your father"
My girlfiends a porn star
She kill me if she found out
A : Whats the similarity between your girlfriend and the Sun?
B : They're both hot?
A : They're both massive.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn...
And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
My son, who is into astronomy, asked my how stars die i said usually from a overdose
One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars. As I lay there, I thought to myself: WHERE'S THE ROOF!
What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars. Then lady's you should be willing to give up uranus
Sun
Kid with Cancer: When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer.
Nure: *Laughs*
Kid: Why are you laughing?
Nurse: When I get OLDER.
Proceeds to laugh.
My aunt’s star sign is cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab
Why can't heaven and hell ever be one 2nd paradise? Heaven always has 5 star reviews.
Twinkle Twinkle there’s a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end