Star Jokes

A Bad Person Lol

Kid with Cancer: When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer.

Nure: *Laughs*

Kid: Why are you laughing?

Nurse: When I get OLDER.

Proceeds to laugh.

Loan Yoda
in Star Wars

Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee? Palpatine: Brew it!

Anonymous
in Star Wars

Rey: Join me Ben you don't have to be alone anymore, join me. Ben: But Rey, Ive always been solo.

Anonymous
in Star Wars

What do you call a passport for Mandalorians? A Pre Visa!

D.K.

My son, who is into astronomy, asked my how stars die i said usually from a overdose

Anonymous
in Toilet Paper

What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??

Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!

Anonymous
in Star Trek

What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? -- The Captain's Log.

Jake A. Gray
in Puns

What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?

Hans Solo.

Anonymous
in Star Wars

Stormtrooper: What should we do with about the failed plan?

Palpatine: Screw it

in Night

One night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars. As I lay there, I thought to myself: WHERE'S THE ROOF!

Anonymous

My aunt’s star sign is cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab

so my son is into astronomy, and he asked how stars die. I said usually overdose.

Anonymous
in Star Wars

Stromtrooper: Hey Palpatine! Luke is Vader's son. Palpatine: Knew it.

Anonymous
in Orphan

why cant orphans get five stars in gta? because they werent wanted

Anonymous

Why do orphans never get 5 stars in gta 5? Because they are not wanted!

Astro
in Candy

What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!

Anonymous

My girlfriend is a porn star. -- She will kill me if she finds out.

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Obi Wan
in Star Wars

What do you call a nervous Jedi?

Panakin.

Anonymous
in Movie

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉

Anonymous
in Orphan

Why can’t orphans play gta and get five stars because they’re not wanted