Star

Star Jokes

I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn...

And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.

GF: What do you think of our love?

BF: Count the stars in the sky.

GF: Aww... It's infinity!

BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.

My son, who is into astronomy, asked my how stars die i said usually from a overdose

If a man is willing to try his hardest to give you the moon and stars. Then lady's you should be willing to give up uranus

Kid with Cancer: When I get older, I want to be a movie star or a singer.

Nure: *Laughs*

Kid: Why are you laughing?

Nurse: When I get OLDER.

Proceeds to laugh.

My aunt’s star sign is cancer, so it’s pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten alive by a giant freaking crab

Twinkle Twinkle there’s a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end