Star jokes
"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks
What does NASA stand for?
Need a star A.S.A.P.!
Your forehead's so big, Jupiter's moons look up to it.
If you shined a light on it, it would reflect and be a star in the Andromeda galaxy.
Your forehead's so big, it's the main foundation for the wall of China.
Your forehead's so big, it makes up half of the Milky Way's mass.
Your forehead's the reason why the Earth still spins.
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.
Crush: "How much do you love me?"
Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."
Crush: "But it's morning."
Me: "Exactly."
Why can't Heaven and Hell ever be one 2nd paradise?
Heaven always has 5-star reviews.
What did I say to you? You suckkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
My friend dreamed of being a porno star.
He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.
The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
Star Wars jokes:
Qui-Gon Chin, Mace Chindo, Chinbakka, Darth Chinious, Anachin Skywalker.
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
Mÿ pp.
What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and The White Stripes?
One has "Icky Thump," and the other does "icky hump."
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the sequence 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3? -- Because Yoda was in charge of the sequence.
Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.