Star Jokes

A : Whats the similarity between your girlfriend and the Sun?

B : They're both hot?

A : They're both massive.

My aunt's star sign was cancer, pretty ironic how she died. -- She was eaten by a giant crab.

My wife and I’s gay marriage counselor advised us to watch porn together. So, we decided try it out one day and search up lesbian shemale porn...

And that’s the day she found out she was a porn star.

Bf:what do you think about our love?

Gf:count the stars in the sky

Bf:aww its infinity

Gf:nope just a waste of time

Sun

Why can't heaven and hell ever be one 2nd paradise? Heaven always has 5 star reviews.

Twinkle Twinkle there’s a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end

why is the sun so attractive? because it is burning hot!

What’s the difference between a pornstar covered in slime and the white stripes? One has icky thump and the other does icky hump.

I saw one of my cringe jokes from before I had an account and decided to remake it

What does NASA stand for? Need a star asap

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replied, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a minute.

"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets." "Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo." "Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three." "Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant." "Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow." "What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: "Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!"