Star Jokes

Star Wars jokes: Qui gon Chinn, mace chindo, chinbakka, darth chinious, anachin skywalker

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When your legs forget how to work after leg day *I can't climb the stairs* Michael Myers right behind me* Runs like I'm a track star*

Great news for all star wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!!

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Girlfriend:Babe what do yo think of our love? Me:Look at the stars in the sky Girlfriend:aww... it’s infinity right? Me:No,it’s a waste of time. Girlfriend:I’m breaking up with you. Me:Whatever when I take out the trash I think of you

What kind of ☆ will come out in the day time?🌞

A star fish!🐟🐠🐡🦐🦞🦀🦑🐙🦂

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out. There is Star wars Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars Rogue Trannie, Star Wars The LGBTQ Strikes Back and then there is Star Wars The Last Striaght Man.

So on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky. Dad: aren't the stars just wonderful? I'm not sure, from my angle all I see is clouds. Dad: Well come over hear and take a look. Boy: Damm, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!!! Dad: Well then I guess I will have too make you see them everywhere you look then.

Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said... NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!

I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries...because they look photoshopped and they always need to require a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.

How do stars die? Usually a overdose on an airport.

what do you call a kid with Autism and saw star wars?

Chewbacca

Why did the rapper bring a telescope to the studio?

To see his FUTURE in the STARS

Why can't orhans get 5 stars in gta

Because there not wanted

How do stars get their name by a black hole because is sueeeee

My friend dreamed of being a porno star. He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him The next job he got was pumping petrol, halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!