Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉
My Wife: how much do you live me?? Me:count all the stars.My Wife: aww infinity. Me:No a waste of time.
Genie: What are your 3 wishes? Me: Make every word 4 letters long. Geni: Wish Gran. Meee: Make every word star with "br". Brni: Brsh Bran. Bree: brke brer brrd brnd brth "uh" Bruh: Bruh bruh Bruh: Bruh bruh bruh Bruh: Bruh bruh
If adolf starred in the room, his most iconic line would be “I did not Hitler” I did not
Kid 1: Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
What starts with s and ends with erm? SuperM. This means both matrix and master so take out the u and then you just get master. When you think of sperm you think of porn. If your a master at something your also a star at it. So you get porn star.
vladimir putin is probably a homo-phobe because he has to go through life the name of a gay porn star
what do cg artists and porn stars have in common? they both Composite (cum pose it) at the end
Reviews for the Chinese flag are in!
5 stars!
Yo mamas so fat darth vader wanted her to be the death star
What do hookers and porn stars have in common? They get paid for sex and get STD's
Yo mama so fat she fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star
Gf:babe,do you love me Bf:count the stars and thats how much i love you\\ Gf:but its morning sweetie.... Bf:Exactly Gf: :0,Ill take that as a no
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl? Because it was a Rogue One!
Great news for all star wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Star Wars jokes: Qui gon Chinn, mace chindo, chinbakka, darth chinious, anachin skywalker
Astrophysics fact: If you count every stars on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
When your legs forget how to work after leg day *I can't climb the stairs* Michael Myers right behind me* Runs like I'm a track star*
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out. There is Star wars Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars Rogue Trannie, Star Wars The LGBTQ Strikes Back and then there is Star Wars The Last Striaght Man.
